[The transmission begins with a miserable-sounding sniffle.]

I think I'm getting a cold. [Sneeze!]

At least, I hope it's a cold, not that ahh... aahh... aaahhhh...!

[There is a pause as Gadget waits to sneeze. When he doesn't, because noses everywhere are goddamn teases, he continues.]

Atropos thing that was going around earlier. [Sniff.]I ( Read more... )

[When the video clicks on, there are a few flecks of red here and there dirtying the view. Gadget is clutching his right lower arm with his left hand, holding the communicator with his right. From underneath his hand a steady stream of red is flowing, saturating his sleeve, running down his hand, and dripping off his fingers -- explaining the ( Read more... )

Waaah!

[A few moments of silence.]

Penny?

...Where'd you go?

Penny! You don't need to hide, it's Uncle Gadget, I want to help!

[A few noisy, chaotic clatters.]

She's not here. Where could she have -- Penny! Don't go outside! Those big porcupines are dangerous!

[Footsteps, and a door opening and closing; the acoustics change.] ( Read more... )